Marware Adorns iPhone With Gaming Abomination

One universal trend of gaming handhelds is the lack of oodly appendages, extruding limbs and knobs in all the wrong places which results in a smooth slice of portable console gaming. The iPhone, like most other devices, followed this trend of sleek lines and an easy to hold shape but Marware thinks different. What happened during the thought process of “how do we transform the iPhone into a gaming controller” to the final result was probably filled with a drug induce daze that produced the hideous attachment waiting to disrupt hand held gaming everywhere; the Marware Gaming Controller.

As put so bluntly by Gizmodo, it is basically two pieces of foam bolted to the end of an iPhone that probably malfunctioned in a past life which would be the only reason to slip such a travesty onto it. The alternative uses I can think of with no real world practicality are an idiot’s take on a Batterang, a much undersized steering wheel or a feeble and overpriced attempt at a child’s play toy.

50 bucks will net you these foam protrusions of hell but hey, it’s covered in Marware’s typical colors of blue and grey. It’s very odd to see such a product surface outside of water cooler meetings parodying the company’s design team and actually escape the reject bin.

If you’re truly interested and have already convinced yourself this accessory will improve your gaming ability without lowering your social status, please direct your browser here and consequently far away from any dignity you may have had.

Via: Gizmodo